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Mississippi’s Amendment #26: Personhood For All (Unless You’re Female)
My parents always seemed to have stricter rules for me than they did for my brother. They seemed less worried about where he went and who he went with, and what time he came back. As a teenager, I...
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Love and Togetherness in the Age of Santorum.
Love in the Age of Santorum. I’ve gotten this far without paying too much attention to former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum, but now that he’s done well in a January poll, everyone says he’s going...
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I have seen the price of evil, and it’s $7.99
Sometimes, you have to give something the benefit of the doubt. And sometimes, you just know. With a parent devoted to an extremely eclectic and successful eBay store built on hundreds of items...
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From the Only Girl on the Whole East Coast Who Missed the Damned Earthquake
When I got home at about 2:15pm on the afternoon of August 23rd and looked at the sprawling, breathless hive of life’s leftovers on the internet, I felt as if everyone else in the state had had a huge...
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In the age of Trump, is making phone calls still scary AF?
Be honest. How common is it to have sex with someone before you talk to them on the phone? In my experience, text messages (the volume of which varies from person to person) are the prelude and...
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